But the only way to stand up to a fear is to list it... and I'm sure everyone has their quirky little fears like me...
So here are my Top 5 fears in the world.
- Butterflies
God I get goosebumps from this picture...
If you know me... you better know this fact. I hate butterflies with the biggest passion ever. At one point my friends Julia, Brittany, Sakeena and Ty whom I met in Sprosh week tried to convince me that our secret spot for meeting was in the butterfly green house -_-. I still love those girls, but they were dicks.
Why I'm afraid? When I was a kid, like 4, my mom told me butterflies would rot your nose if you let it land on it so you would look like a scare crow forever. And then the next year she bought me a butterfly net for my birthday. So that scarred me for a longgg time. Though I know it doesn't happen now, they're so creepy up close... Who da hell thinks a butterfly looks beautiful from its face?
My friends told me, "Your suppose to look at their wings... not their face!"
How about, Hell no. That's like saying you only check a girl for her booty, THERES STILL OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY man.
To be honest, all bugs creep me out... but Butterflies are like the ice breakers to know me. I'm not going to tell everyone I hate bugs, cause some times I'm ok with them around me. After all you have to live with nature!
Though I've grown to be ok with butterflies... I rather see them burn then touch one. - Claustrophobia
Very common for a lot of people. I hate clubs especially because of this.
It's not that I sufficate... I just smell awful body smells and so much sweat drips i just get disgusted. Sometimes in my office I have to sneak around small shelves to get stuff, I kinda feel like i would be caved in and no body would care...
But why is it a fear, well ever since I was a kid, playing hide and seek and being forgotten... sucked. So I felt like I couldn't breathe... I probably couldn't because I use to have asthma. So i developed a fear, if I was stuck and people forgot about me, i would die alone... so ye.
So please don't drag me into a tight small room or cave i could fall down and disappear - .... Well kinda 3.5 (I got over it awhile ago)
Balls to the face..... Is there a better term than that?
When I was a kid I was afraid for a ball to go near me.
In basketball I never shot the ball, I passed it.
In soccer I never scored, I always played defence
In Football I always ran away from the ball
In Baseball I always ran away from a pop fly... Which questions why did I ever join the softball team in the first place. [I sucked... I played outfield and I ran away from balls that made automatic home runs for the other teams] I was bullied a lot when I was a kid by the Indian kids calling me the dropper. So it was annoying... they still call me that today, but they're drug dealers now so HA!
I got over this fear a while ago... That's how I've become a pretty good athlete...
As long as your hands are infront of your face, you won't get hit... hard, but not at the face! :D
ACTUAL 3.
Failing.
Normal for a lot of people, but for me it just burns like guilt trip... Especially with exams around the corner, I can never sleep and my heart beats none stop. Sometimes I wonder if Nightquil would help.
I just can't stand a big project and to fail on it. When I do presentations I replay it in my head at night. When I do an exam, I go pessimistic and count backwards on how many questions I WILL get wrong. In order to get over this fear... you have to be confident about your self and practice a lot so failure isn't an option. Failure may happen, but less likely.
Always smile and move on... after all if you do fail, you will over come it. Failure only leads to success. Success only leads you to the finish line, and in life that's not what you want too soon.
[In other words, if life isnt challenging, why bother living] - Beans...
Well... when I was a kid, in summer camp I was forced to eat raw lima beans for a game... I could have gotten Salmo....ella? or w/e. But back then no one really knew what that was. So I was forced to eat it, as part of my team and do 10 times spin around a baseball bat. I threw up -_-. And they told me I had to keep doing it, so i threw up even more.
I cried, and everyone let me pass... but still... who da f*ck can eat it raw out of a can... that's nasty! Anyways from then on I had a fear of beans... never tasted good, make you fart and gas...
Who da hell made that song:
"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you beat
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you shit on the toilet seat"
Anyways... I still don't like beans... except string beans but that's cause it doesn't look like the beans I ate when I was a kid. So NEVER EVER serve me beans or I will throw up. - F*cken clowns.
I don't understand, I don't, and I never will. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE CLOWNS!
They are the scariest. most hideous things in the world!
When I was a kid I watched "Are you afraid of the Dark" and the clown scared da f*ck out of me. To this date I CAN NEVER watch the episode again.
Why I'm terrified of clowns? I don't get it. Why do people like someone who makes fun of you and dresses up like a ghost wearing lipstick. Jesters I'm cool with, they're not all white like a ghoul, at least I know they're human. But mannnn clowns creep the hell out of me!
I remember when I was a kid, I was going to the circus. The clowns came up to me and said, HIIII KIDDD
I cried and ran to my dad. My dad let me ride the ponies for the rest of the day. I've never been to a circus to be honest :/ Weird.
Now I'm sure I'm ok with clowns... well I'll probably punch on in the face.
That's Clownaphobia for ya'll
Fricken clowns.
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