Let's start something old.... [Day 2 in Ottawa]

Sucks how I'm only in Ottawa for 2.5 days, but I gotta go back to TO for work.
So today I decided to hit a flashback button.

I went to see my best friend Mac at some mall today... I wandered around from store to store... I got some DVDs and a gift for my room mate for stealing his waterbottles...
While I was wandering I hit Toys R Us and I saw an ancient collection of toys. From Jurassic park 3, the classic raptor and aways a black person getting killed by a dinosaur [back then it was a popular character to get killed... sadly]

 Then... my eyes just went big...
It couldn't be..
I checked Ebay for the price... but there was no way to hold my emotions...
Online they sold for 200 minimum... and over here it was 50% off that price.
See I always wanted it as a kid... but I never had the money.
But now I did... I was like no f*cken way, my bros are going to have fun tonight.

 The MEGAZORD and the power ranger morpher. Like OMG YOU CANNOT BEAT THE ORIGINAL SET. Toys R US u sneaky bastard. You stole my heart. I also got Flubber movie cause it was the first movie I saw with my dad. Memories did hit hard. Dam you 4 year old me!

OK Here's a question, have any of you ever wanted to be a power ranger? I always wanted to be the blue ranger. Man wouldn't it be bad ass to be a power ranger?

After that I finally had my first double down... which isn't that bad.My best friend told me that the bread of a burger is more calories than the breast... so eh.
I kinda pissed off the KFC people by being picky and saying, I want no cheese... and double bacon and grilled breasts :D.
I got none of what I wanted -_-

After that I got a new water bottle, that said its special water with oxygen... It was just water that's carbonated -_- 

 After that I went to a restaurant and the waitress was super nice and we just kept talking until my friends came. Which is like wow, that's unusual.... Usually they ignore me. But she was super cool... and then my friends just went crazy on music making with water glasses... and see that full water glass... Well thats a combination of all my friends saliva and fingers... so eww.

But after all this... all of these are something I wanted to try when I was a kid... and now I finally did, I guess we want to complete those missions we wanted to when we were kids..
Except water thing. I see no use in that in my life.

Why my life is weird... [Blue Jays Story]

If you know me... I have the weirdest stories to tell.
I was waiting for my friend MakiMaki to send me a photo to post on my blog...  but it didn't end up looking nice...

No idea what happened to her camera... but that's not what the story is majorily about. It's about me and Maki's first baseball game in Toronto together. I haven't seen one since I won a drawing contest when I was 6? And Maki's new to Toronto. We decided to watch Darvishi's game since he was her fav player back in Japan, but we managed to get the ticket after he played in Toronto -_-.


To begin, we walked together to the Rogers dome...


On the way there we met a ticket scout. We got pretty bad seats like level 500 row 3, so That's like 6 stories high from the regular seats. So I asked the scout if we could get tickets for 20-30. He told me he could only do 50-60 and they were good seats. I told him... Naw it's ok then I have tickets, but I wanted to see if I could swap them, nvm.
The ticket scout went pissed off mad. Ok so to visualize him....

Kinda like that... He was ticked off, threw his tickets on the ground and told me he wanted me to fight him. I told Maki let's get going because isn't something I wanted to get involved in and walked away. It was a total misunderstanding... He thought I was trying to insult him by saying I have tickets...
He yelled out, "I need money, don't waste my time, come back here and I'll beat the f*ck out of you". The other ticket scout got into the conversation and said he would hold me down and to beat me up.

Like seriously, WTF who would want to do ANY business with you people. Security saw them thankfully when they tried to approach us on our way to the skydome. But ye, lesson learned. Don't talk to a ticket scout. They don't give good deals EVER. [They actual over price tickets -_-]

So just a heads up if you go to a sports game, just buy the tickets online.









Anyways we went to watch the game... We got free Sodas for writing a pledge to not drink alcohol...
I got a Kawasaki Jersey! So I was psyched [this was the day after he was super popular]

I got a foot long hot dog... which sounds BIG... but it wasn't... it was like a foot long sub -_- So ehhhh
Maki and me enjoyed the game...
At one point she told me to start a cheer, it was 6 strike outs, one more and pizza pizza gives out FREE PIZZA[It's a Jays thing]. So I started cheering, "FREE PIZZA, FREE PIZZA, FREE PIZZA"
The player pitches off and it was a strike
I screamed out, "OH COME ON!" Which everyone around us bursted out laughing.

We lost in that game... but we were in rush to see my old friend who i didnt see for years, Kimchi.
On our way we couldn't find Kimchi for quite awhile... until we realized she had no idea where dundas square was.... she was sanding on the opposite side of the street -_-

After that we tried the pepsi challenge... but a homeless guy came up to me and started touching me.
I was like WTF MAN. WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME. [In my head]
In reality I was quite calm, smiling and throwing my bag to Kimchi to make sure he didn't steal anything from my wallet. As he touched me he said, KAWASAKI? Nice player hehehe... he started cussing and stuff but ye... it was creepy... he was like



After that we got Bubble tea... hung out... learn japanese, and on the way back, some guy started talking to me ... He started telling me about he he was in the minor leagues for baseball and he loved kawasaki. I was like nodding and going yeee coolll etc... Even steve thought I knew him when he ran into me... it was so god dam confusing. He wouldnt even leave me a lone to walk to the movie theatre... HE WAS GOING TO WALK IN WITH ME. That's how stick he was. He said, I'll wait with you if you aren't going my way o_o.

Anywho we got him off my back... Saw after earth, then hit a horrible pub called Hoops on yonge... It was god awful. At one point the waitress gave me wings and I i ate a few fries. then tells me that wasn't mine and she was a bit pissed off at me if i said i did, so i lied, and she gave it right to the next guy infront of me D: wtf. I feel so bad for him.


Anyways how to sum this up... My life always has strangers asking who I am and I guess talking to me.
 I don't know why... when I was 12 I went to Taiwan and an old fortuneteller went up to me and touched my face. He told me I had an amazing heart, and I will have many beautiful women in my life. My mom told me he probably a pedophile...

But ye, even today my waitress had a super long convo with me, and I don't know... maybe theres something about me that people are charmed with to talk to me...
Or maybe there's a website that talks about a mysterious asian guy who has a messed up life.

Wait that's my blog! 

Sometimes the Little Things make a Day Special

Wake up Sunshine, its time to get up and go on vacation... Was what my heart was telling me this morning. My brain said, you're an idiot so go back to sleep its 5 am.

Now today was an off day for me, nothing planned just do w/e happens... well... happens...
Just get out of Toronto, and relax in Ottawa.... was my initial thought...
My recent blog about Trains proved other wise... but you can read that on your own time.

Instead, while my dad drove me to the train station, I saw a really beautiful sun rise... It looked like magma was pouring out of the sky. Though this picture doesn't do justice... its a reminder that... though it maybe cloudy, beauty can still exist in our time regardless of what you do and where you go.

This led to my train ride... I was panicking because it looked like it was going to rain... every second the train moved, the clouds grew darker and moved faster towards Ottawa.... Kids cried people yelled a guy... WHY DO PPL TOUCH ME! The whole ride, I thought my laptop was touching me, bu turns out a kid was poking me with an umbrella -_-

This leads to my first arrival in Ottawa since two months... as I saw an odd building. I swear to go that has to be the Art Gallery... but I've never seen it so crystal blue before....

So after wandering Ottawa, I hung out with a friend at a pub, and we shared our stories while eating my first pub food in Ottawa. James Pub [First one I went to in first year]...Unlike Toronto... this is the Pub I fit right at home with. Well there's St. Louis but... the new waitress hates me.... James, all of them are ok with me! James Pub is the pub where me and Steve really got to be best of friends... where I hung with everyone at uni... It's my second home. No wonder Cheers is set at a bar.

After I hung with two Bros... Casian and M-Sta. We decided to play Risk... and omg did we get into a huge debate... it was like super fun.... and we got to hang out all day actually. Sometimes I wonder why people go to parties or clubs, when a board game is as fun as all those experiences except most people there are people you know. Anywho if you know me I LOVE City of Horror more... but Risk: Metal Gear is pretty cool... though I got raped so hard...

 To the point where we needed a pizza break, so to piss off Casian, me and M-Sta just played pattie cake... I guess kids games that look sooooooo unmanly, can be something we can smile at....

 The game ended with a big match with M-Sta and Casian.... it didn't end nicely....

 So at the end of the day... I went home and saw my friend Sarah... and I thought... what on earth did I do today?

I guess nothing overall... but those little things I did today, add up to making it a special day. I guess you need to look at the little things to smile.

This is going to be a Long Train Ride....

So... This is going to be a long train ride for me today...

 So why is it super long... well I'm awake all night til 5 am to hop on the Via Rail to Ottawa... Usually its not too bad... I have some weird stories like:

-  The train ran out of food... so the Hunger Games began....

- Last time on Canada Day weekend, I got hit with a serious seasonal allergy so I threw up mucus and I had to wear the same shirt all the way til Ottawa, where my room mate Dylan walked in to see if he wanted to rent the room, and ends up seeing me without pants on with my landlord asking, "Sam... why aren't you wearing pants...."

Me: ... I threw up on the train....

- Having a major black out and the train reporting we might fall of the rails

- An old couple saying their underwear is older than me...

- Scaring off an obnoxious girl by pretending to cough a lot....

 - And... caused everyone to not sit in their assigned seat cause someone refused to move from my seat so I got yelled at by the conductor -_-

So now how can today be a bad day....

1) Hoped on to the train and I saw a kid crying... Initial thought, its ok he's just a kid... so I went up to him and said, Awww is someone sleepy.

His dad went up to me and said, "What the f*ck are you doing, are you trying to rape my son!"

Me: ... no I was making sure he's ok
His dad: No f*ck you asian, get the f*ck you disrespecting my family?
Me: No I didn't mean it that way
His mom: Ye f*ck you Asian. Don't you disrespect our family
Me: ... Ok you know what, fine I'm sorry.
His dad: F*ck you and get out of our face
I walked away... but before that
Me: Hey, one more thing, You both are horrible parents for making your kid wake up this early on a train, no wonder he's crying.

BTW they're italian... so stereotype applies so its ok?

2) Some guy is sleeping in my assigned seat... *sigh* happens all too often...

Me: Excuse me...

Person: *sleeping*
Me:*poke*
Person: What
Me: ... sorry but you're sitting in my seat
Person: F*ck you. I'm sleeping
Me: ... *sigh* come on we have to sit in our assigned seats
Person: Well go f*ck yourself...
I had to go get the conductor.... But turns out he wasn't even suppose to be on this cart...

They obviously need better seat planning systems than letting everyone in without getting their tickets checked...

3) I saw a cute asian girl... and her bf got pissed off at me for looking at her

Him: WTF you wanna fight
Me: ... I'm gay?

Him: oh... im sorry. *walks away*

Well I am 2/2 for arguments... so might as well tell a lie and let it be....

4) ... The people in the back are a team of Chinese OLD SCHOOL singers... 

And they're practicing their out of tune harmonization...

5) The rain clouds are following my train....

This is going to be a longggggg ride....

But better than Bus... as my coworker told me... Train has beautiful scenes... If you take bus all you see is f*cken trees and you would suicide 

Can Zombies Really Exist?

According to National Geographic, yes it can!

Now if you're a good friend of me, my first question to you is, "Do you believe in zombies?" If you said no, then good bye. 

http://creative.avatarlabs.com/zombieland/zombify/

 Now when I mean zombie, I don't mean old school zombies that don't do anything just bite... I don't mean those super powerful ones from 28 weeks later... and I definitely don't mean Brad Pitt's interpretation of killing the zombie franchise with World War Z by finding the cure for the zombie plague -_-. I mean the zombies from Walking dead or World War Z the original book.

 Now there are a dozen theories, I'm just going to list out theories I believe are quite realistic, voodoo doesn't count because its not scientifically proven... unless you prove the medication and etc... I just get nightmares from voodoo...

To me Zombies are realistic due to medical and natural results.
They must fit the following criteria to work:

1.  Zombies live, Zombies die. They can't live forever, if they can't consume they must die
2. Zombies do not have a brain, but they have primal instincts... People assume zombies only eat and attack by sound and smell... but to my zombies are humans reverting to primal instincts. They behave to behavior of the crowd, they assume by how they move, they communicate in some way... I just don't know how, but if you assume all of them as individuals then that isn't a zombie, zombies are just like ants at a picnic, they move as a crowd and they WILL have strategy, like instead of hitting a window with their arms, they will use a rock... or learn to climb a fence.
   Ex. How do they know how to use their hands... if they had none would they use their feet? What if they had no jaw? Would they become scavengers and eat corpses OR even themselves if they were in extreme scenario
3. The body lives, but not the brain, the cause has to be able to let the body live longer than the mind itself
4. Just like any disease in our world currently, it starts with an origin, and ends with it being isolated. Its only cure is to ostracize its victims, you cannot cure a victim... *ahem* Brad Pitt
5. Zombies CANNOT have super powers, but they do have stronger strength due to their unawareness of their fatigue, however fatigue MUST take occurrence as muscles and body parts CAN be injured from over motion. Example would be steroids or that drug that makes you not tired... w/e its called Lance Armstrong used.
   So Zombies cannot run forever
6. Reanimation CANNOT occur if someone's brain is damaged.No battery not power.
7. This part I don't get but ok. Zombies do not eat other zombies.
   I don't understand why... I guess living flesh smells better?
8. Oh ye... THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD... Infection counts if their living being dies in the process

•   Mutated Rabies

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 According to national geographic... from the movies 28 days later and I am legend, an unstoppable viral plague starts off as a simple virus, that makes its host mindless and cannibalistic. Rabies is a viral disease that can make people violently mad and if you combine the flu with it [spread fast in the air] it can make everyone angry and aggressive to attack others... Just like Detroit city. [I kid, I love Detroit Lions...] You have to add on, the Flu also mutates rapidly every year which is why we have flu shots. However to me flu shots are pointless since you can still catch the flu regardless if you had it or not. Ex. Swine flu... there is no "true cure"... you just have to build an immunity for it, no drug can really help. So you can't prevent it, you will get it.

So if you can get it through the air and become outrageous and mad... is that highly possible?
Well those people at University of Miami might start inventing this disease -_-...

• Cancer's Cure

This one I am depressed to talk about since I have done quite a few Cancer Society campaigns over the years.... but think about it. Cancer is a mutation in one's body. If we were to find a way to prevent body mutations, people can live longer... But what if the cure allows people to live longer than they should... Can the brain live that long? What if we found a way to prevent a natural way to die, and our body lives forever... Can we do the same for our brains? We can replace any body part... but not the brain. So by finding the cure for Cancer, do we open up an opportunity for people to live longer than they should?
Would they be the same people? I know elder people tend to have memory loss unfortunately... Like that episode in Arthur...would they be the same people? Physically yes, mentally... I don't know.

"Grandpa Dave's Memory Album"

• Resident Evil
    

Easily possible if someone was an evil scientist. Or a douchebag who wants a grant from the government in their program... Can you threaten the government to give more money to you if you found a zombie plague disease? However I am sure you can't control zombies to attack one individual... and ...
WAIT... WHY AREN'T ZOMBIES NAKED??? Logically clothing is worthless to them... why the hell is he wearing a suit!





Anyways... my friends also had a joke, "If you were a zombie would u rather have no genitalia or no arms..." Food for thought!
Anyways this is highly possible if someone were to take over the world... That's why we have Nazi zombie games!

• Zombies in the Animal kingdoms

 
http://www.damninteresting.com/mind-controlling-wasps-and-zombie-spiders/
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok

I'm sure everyone has seen these before.. Zombie snail is controlled by parasites... and wasp injects something into spiders to control their mind. Granted its not 100% control, but changes their mind set which makes them my definition of a zombie.

•  Stem Cells

Stated before for Cancer... this maybe the cure for Cancer but your body will live on.... 


And...

• Bath Salts 

 

Man eating Face story... If a drug can make you crazy... make it a permanent effect and people would be trying to eat everyone's faces off.
They are not the zombies I was referring to... but it would be creepy to see Bath Salt bringing the dead alive, or permanent brain damage to someone....

They should event a zombie sound effect app...
Different sound effects will scare people form individual to mob to breaking windows etc.

Or even a ringtone.... lol I made someone's ring tone me screaming OOOgala Boogala 

Anywho that's my quick take on Zombies. I need to sleep. 

My Bloody Office Life

So... as you all know I have weird stories in my office...
Unfortunately I tried posting them on Facebook 5 times but it always froze on me at work. so I gave up. Instead I will tell all 3 stories that happened to me recently.
Now don't get me wrong. I love my job... but I do weird things like push a 8 foot shopping cart... Wear a giant apple suit... Get hit by a 20 pound fish... Get stuck in a 2 floor elevator... Misprinted the word Duck on a few thousand papers and said Peking F*... well you get the picture. 

Story 1) The Bloody Boxes

 In the office there was an emergency... I didn't know what it was. I just knew something was up in the warehouse. The alarm rang and people were screaming calling the health and safety. I went to one of my friends in warehouse and asked, "Why is it so loud?"
Friend: We found some blood on a few boxes in the warehouse!
Me: ... what?!??!?! Someone was bleeding?
Friend: Ye, health and safety wants to make sure they're ok and so they can't sue... and it looked like there was a lot of blood... maybe something fell on them or they cut themselves against some metal...
Me: what does it look like?
My friend took me over to the most noticeable blood stain
Friend: Man that cut must have lost a lot of blood
Me: ... uhhh ... wow...
Friend told me to stay away from the area and to prevent any more accidents...

Well truth be told that wasn't blood... See once in a while I get hungry in the office so I eat some left over Ketchup chips from the expired box... See if you had ketchup chips you would know they stain your hands REALLY EASILY. So It looks super red....There's no tissue in the warehouse so I had to wipe my hands off something.... and yeee...

... So health and Safety have fun finding out who was bleeding!

Story 2) The Broken Printer

Looks normal right... There was a paper jam so I opened the printer... buttt..... when you moved the ink....

  

My co worker actually managed to burst the ink cartridges all over the printer so now it has permanent colorful stains

 This was an old story... if you recall the printer printed this picture... which shows that if a printer prints this... your printer is busted.


 Now we got two people fixing our printer today. Both were Asians who looked identical.

I walked by them and they were smiling
Both: Hey there fellow China man
Me: ... Hi?
Both: How are you
Me: Good... hows the printer?
Both: Not Good.
Me: Oh that sucks
Both: Did you break?
Me: No...
Both: You break you buy! Ha Ha Ha
Me: hahahaha... *walk away*

5 minutes later I had to go to the mail room to deliver flyers, and then the two asians walked past me with an ink cartridge.
Both: Hey again
Me: Well hi to you too, what's up?
Both: Ink bad, but you break you buy!
Me: ... hahaha... *walk away*

I walked towards the customer service department and both Asian guys popped out in the room and said, HEY YOU AGAIN *holding the dead printer*
Me: AH crap....
Both: Hey everyone, he break printer.
Me: ... ye sure...
Both: Rememebr you break you buy!
Me: ... *Walk away*

So I decided to go to the marketing cage to find a document, when I unlocked the cage, I saw a pile moving... so I thought it was rats.
Turns out it was both those Asians putting away the dead printer....
Both: Hey its China man again.
Me: ... How da hell did you get in here
Both: Well printer died
Me: ... that doesn't answer my question
Both: You break yo-
Me: No seriously, why the hell did you lock yourselves into this cage. And why do you keep showing up everywhere!
And then they both giggled and left... I never saw them again.




 Story 3) The special office...

I'm tired so I'll make it short.So in my office I had to find some stock photos for our FB group... I had to go to our ancient computer room... which looks horrendous right now because we are cleaning our office as we speak...
Now how old is this equipment? We have a mac connected to an old school PC....

 

Man my eyes still hurt from the lights flickering...

I can't wait for vacation this weekend...

This show was _________ [Match Game]

So Last night I was too tired to write a blog, and instead of blogging about how I ate 8 slices of Pizza and almost throwing up [This is what you get for working at a grocery store with leftovers...] I will talk about last night's story.

So let's have a fun snap shot. 

To this date... all I know is her name is Debra. Apparently shes super famous on Video for Trial... but I didn't have extra cable [Rogers sucks... I only get 29 channels... They just got rid of OLN for me and forcing me to pay $1000.00 for an extra channel -_-... *sigh*] Funny story, did you know Rogers got rid of their customer services? They gave up on customer complains so now they just delete them. That's what you call monopoly power. When I got my new Z10, the store actually didn't know how to price match -_-. Stupid Rogers and their lies.

Anywho, so This picture is significant to the show, see the show is The Match Game, you get a fill in the blank and you try to fill it with something the 6 celebs would choose. This time I told Debra, you write something, and I will, then we show it. So we did... I panicked and said dog because the producers kicked us off the set [explains Kristen sign], while she wrote... well what any normal guy would say these days for a giggle. So let's take a step back, I won't spoil it, because I signed a contract and they WILL SUE ME if I did.

So this is the 6 celebs who you must match with in the show. Emma Hunter was on Spunout as the waitress... only person I knew, and as Papa Steve said, the hottest. The rest... were out of place. You will see later in the blog whose my favourite character, just like my Spun Out experience.So this isn't a big cast list since... it's Canadian... so give them a break :P So now you know what they look like

This is the studio, we sat in the back while our host was the host of a show called Zoink'ed. A kid show asking parents to be foolish for money and if they aren't great they get slimed. I personally hate it because those kids are obnoxious telling everyone "You're not that great because I don't get you" and I want to punch every single one in their faces. But that's just me. + You know they can pepper spray us on stage if we get angry... What is pepper spray made out of? Does it taste good? Can we add it to our salad like salt and pepper? But its weird to hear a kids show host, talk about the CN tower being the shape of a penis....

Off Track! So the studio is... Like 2 gyms in highschool. Not that big, and the studio chairs... well sucked. Last time we had comfy chairs like movie theatres. This time... we had steel benches... with small cushions. The show kinda sucked because 80% of the audience came to see their family. The rest were.... well us... me, Papa Steve, Pat, YumYum, And Vina... and 7 drunk ppl behind us.
OMG THIS PISSED ME OFF. This guy, for some reason for an hour, KEPT TOUCHING MY BUTT. I was sitting there, and I screamed a bit and scooched closer to YumYum telling her, "This guy behind me keeps touching my butt!" Like not by mistake... He was moving up and down from my lady lumps to my butt. What's a lady lumps btw? Anywho it was just plain awkward. I hated being in ShowLines studios...
The girls behind us were soo obnoxious, they kept yelling out stupid things about their sex lives in front of kids.... and then start wooing for no reading, like WOOOOOOHOOOOO... Also they kept talking about their problem lives....

Also this is YumYum... well not really... She's an old friend of mine from my highschool. Turns out shes a model, but anywho, as you can tell I'm bad in photos, but I love Vitamin water. You can taste the calories! Btw those sofas were SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE than the benches inside.

And thanks to Pat... we went an hour early because we had no idea where to go and time -_- . But its not his fault. the studio sucked at giving instructions. So we sat there for an hour taking about a new show called Cougar Bait which me and Steven were thinkingof applying.
FOR 5000.00$, you can date a super old lady for a day.
MAN. I would totally do that, its more than I get paid in the summer.
Then a cougar walked by and I regretted saying that statement... anyways

The show started... and its was ok... But they filmed 3 of them so that killed. The part that killed the show was... You could tell the celebs weren't trying to help the contestants win... they were just trying to make a joke out of each answer. I miss Tic Tac Toe... that show made sense with celebs lying or not. This show... You are risking the constestant's chance to win money! To crack up a joke....
Also I thought this was on CTV until I realize how many sexual innuendo jokes there were. So comedy channel exclusive.

The part that makes it worse is who ever made these questions, as Debra said, "Seriously why not ask us  _______ Puppies or _________ said the teacher. Why does it have to be, This apple juice tastes awful because Jack filled it with _____"
The show isn't a game show... its for the comedians to crack jokes at the end which hurts the show in the game show sense, but make it fun as a comedy show at night. If you like Penis jokes a lot...
The worst part about the show is... You can only win a MAXIMUM of $10 000.00. But its unlikely going to happen so the best anyone has ever done on the show is $800.00... Or something more or less from what I saw. The scoring system is terrible, and if the comedian tries to make a joke at the final question u lose all your money -_-

That's my rant, now here's the pro part. It was my first studio audience on a game show. But I was pretty silent since it felt awkward to cheer for the contestants when their parents were there. Also one of the contestants... Sang The One Piece theme song... Like I just want to go up to her and tell her, stop trying to be funny, you're not and I feel bad because no one gets your jokes. But eh, if i was a contestant I would probably take off my pants and sing the alphabet. Some of the Comedians were good. Sean was the only one that was funny and kept on track with great answers to match the contestants. I also got a photo with him.... with a ... yee....

To explain that picture, you must look at this image.... In the show every celeb gets a game card. They write down which answer they think the contestant would say... After that some of us got a free Match game card with the actual show's cards. The answers were Testicle, Please, Boob, Toilet Pee... It was such a slap stick humor kind of show...
So it was cool, but the host ignored me for most of the night... and when I asked him about the cards, he gave them to other ppl NOT ME. Until he said a penis and I screamed, GIVE IT TO ME. It's free right? SO ITS OK.

... And that explains why there is a penis and a cookie drawn. You will never see this on the show
It was also wet... soo... I don't know what they did on that paper... so eww.

Anyways overall... I hated the studio, we couldn't even chill on the set or touch the wheel... But it was nice seeing an old friend YumYum and hanging with Steve... like every week...
So If you would like to be a studio audience for a game show....

This isn't for you unless you are competing in it.
ALSO... There was no free food. Spun out gave us Pizza... Threatened us... BUT GAVE US.
This why I hate this w/e studios...

Blogging Everyday sucks.

So if you didn't know, the last week I've been trying to blog everyday to keep up my life stories within a blog...

So Today's I have run out of anything to say... I just downloaded Obama Call my Maybe for my ring tone


So I'm going to post anything I put fb as a legit blog for memory. I did a lot... 


In my office I walked to the printer and I saw this. I asked around.... hey does anyone know what this is..... my coworkers thought it was an artistic tree or map...

The one of my coworkers screamed. She ran to the printer and screamed, "aliciaaaaaaa!!!!! Wtf did you do!!!!!"

Turns out the printer exploded. 

After that I found a frame and hung it in Alicia's office to troll her when she returned



In my office my boss walks in and says,"who wants a free laptop bag?" 

I jumped out of my office and said I do! 
Boss: well I'm painting my office so no point of it.... any who take it. 

And that's how I got my leather laptop bag.




Anywho I think I should add more for this blog to be worth it.

Well, why does blogging suck everyday?
In each day we have a limit of time.
8 hours of sleep
8 hours of work
24-16 = 8 hours left
1 hour to eat
2 hours to socialize...
What the hell am I going to do for 5 hours, if I go out travel time is a buzz kill -_-
Blogging takes 1 hour max to write to think of something and go with it.

I have a ton of blog ideas... look at my desktop!

But only one can be selected a week... so let's see what tomorrow will be

OH wait... I'm a studio audience again! YEAH!

Will I take off my pant again? :/