But I still love it because it's hilarious.
A while ago I went out with one of my close friends for lunch. We haven't seen each other in forever, like... it's kinda hard to explain but I always tell her everything about my life to her, like pretty much anything you would want to know, she should know like how I can't pronounce the word Apocalypse, or the time I proposed to a stranger... anyways so we went to get sushi and we started talking about our lives... or was it Korean BBQ...
I want to say Korean BBQ... but... wait no I'm sure it's sushi because she taught me the Sushi Rule.
Sushi Rule: "You can only leave as many sushi on a plate as there are corners. So if the plate has 4 corners, you can leave 4. If it has 3 then 3... if it has 0, you're dead."
Why this rule is important? ... We didn't finish our Sushi -_-
Now the special thing about my friend is, well shes like a black hole. She can NEVER EVER be full, which is f*cken amazing. Seriously, shes a turtle at eating, but she has an endurance ... of a turtle? ... That was a horrible comparison there...
Anyways at one point while eating we had a special deep fry roll, which ... well it was empty and full of deep fry batter so she said, "WTF EWWW" so I tried it... and I had to use the washroom to take the taste out of my mouth...
Wait no it's Korean BBQ... cause I was cooking for her, and then things got burnt so she laughed at me...
... err... OK IT WAS ASIAN FOOD.
During the meal, I told her about a theory I've been thinking about for a long time. Every girl I got a necklace for, NEVER Wore it again. Besides my first Girlfriend... that's a story for another day!
See, I think no matter what a guy buys for a girl, the girl will most likely think its ugly... or at least not the same level of prettiness as her own taste. That's like a girl buying her boy his T-shirt... Usually its not something we would wear more than once so we don't get beat.
So she told me that no matter what necklace, if someone gave it to her, she would totally wear it.
CHALLENGE accepted. To prove this theory I asked her the following questions:
1) Who gave you the necklace you are wearing
2) Do guys give you necklaces?
3) Why that necklace not the ones guys gave you...
or something on the lines of those questions.
Her replies were, I got it from Africa, yes and not really... I just like this one more.
So we went exploring down the area and we found a small jewelry shop, it's actually REALLY COOL. theres over dozens of different accessories you could add to a necklace from the pendant, to the strap to the... box...It was great!
So when my friend was looking away I decided to get her a late birthday gift.
As she was looking around I started looking at the necklace pendants. The cashier asked me, "Is there anything you would be interested in?"
Me: ... umm which do you think is the most ugliest one?
Her: ... excuse me?
Me: yee the ugliest...
Her: ... ummm... I don't know...
So I call over my friend and asked her which pendant was the most ugliest one
She was confused, but she knew I was random so w/e... she thought it was a gift for another friend.
She looked, and picked out the one that looked like sun glasses.
The neck step was the strap
I called her over again... she picked some ugly metal strap.
After that I asked her about the box to put it in.
She told me pick which ever box looks brown to me [I'm color blind...]
So the woman wrapped the box for me and said, "Man... your woman is very lucky to have you... I guess"
Me: I know she is!
So I tapped my friend on her back and said, "Happy late Birthday"
She was in shock, while everyone in the store burst out laughing in the store.
We walked out of the store quickly as she told me, WTF SAM, you made me pick the ugliest necklace.
Me: ... It's not my fault, its a gift you chose yourself ;)
After that she gave a first aid kit for my christmas gift
because well... im accident prone... I miss my friend.
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