I meet the Weirdest Girls in the Gym...

So today... I had a weird experience with a girl at the gym. Now this has not been the first... nor will it be my last weird experience with a girl in the gym. Here are some of my old and..... the weird story that happened in the gym today.

1. My first time in the gym...
   
   Ok let's be honest there's only two reasons why guys go to the gym...
   i) To get in shape
   ii) To meet cute girls
   
   My first time at the gym, I thought to myself, I'm buff, I'm fit let me show some girls my biceps! ... andddddd then I see guys so jacked up their one bicep is bigger than my face. So I was sooo demotivated.
   
   I saw some cute girls working out so I decided to work out at the leg press infront of them since my legs are jacked [ability to lift 500 pounds]... The girls weren't impressed, so I went form 200 pounds to the max 550... and then I lost grip and the machine collapsed and broke...
   
   I ran away from the gym... those girls will forever remember me as the retarded asian breaking a leg lift machine...
   
   
2. What's your name?
   
   
   
   Oddest moment of today,
   
   I asked a girl to help me in one of my future videos at the gym.
   This is how the scenario went
   
   Me: Hi, sorry to bother you but I was wondering what your name was
   Girl: Oh I'm Sam Chen! Please to meet you
   me: .... wait wuh
   Girl: ... what's your name?
   
   I got soooo mind f*cked for some reason
   
   Me: ... I can't do this...
   *walk away*
3. Are you a Woman?
   
   In the gym while working out, an ugly woman looked at me... I was like Uhhh no JUST KEEP WORKING OUT. And then she stopped lifting weights and came closer to me.
   
   I was like no way... and she got closer to me until... she went up to me and said in a deeply manly voice, "DUDE, you ain't a chick!" *walked off*
   And I was like ... wait... omg your a dude!
   
   And that's why its awkward for me to see a girl at the gym
    
4. A girl from far away...
   
   So this is actually how I met one of my friends... whom has become my thunder buddy...
   But for quite some time I saw a girl in the gym... though I wouldn't admit it to her, I did see her cute, but I ignored and just trying to jack myself up with some weights... [I've had HORRIBLE EXPERIENCES before meeting people in the gym ...]
   
   You know theres a regular person in the gym  you see a lot, and you're like ... man I wish I knew them since we are in the same place all the time... but try to ignore so you're not a creep. I know you all do that! Fricken Cardio ppl do it all the time!
   
   So after some time I met her... I don't even recall how we truly met I think she saw me with her friend, and then out of the blue, "I know I see you all the time in the gym, you look away when I see you"
   What else do you really say... "Oh lol i dunno guess nothing"
   
   Anyways, so from then on we became thunder buddies and what not... it's not that interesting of a story because i'm tired... but it does prove a point, maybe the gym has some positive stories after all. I met a great friend from being a sweaty pig in the gym.
   
5. 
   Young and Old
   
   A while ago at the gym, some elder woman went over her time limit on the treadmill... so I was kinda ticked off... but then I realized, there was no point in being mad for something that pointless.... Like you have to be pretty high-tempered to get mad for someone using gym equipment too long in a public gym. 
   
   Anyways, so I went up to her and told her I signed her up on my time so she can keep going at it on the treadmill just in case she didn't realize she went over her time limit.
   
   Today she went up to me and said, "I never got the chance to really thank you for being so kind, honestly no one is kind like you in our gym"
   Me: ... its ok...
   her: no its not, most people just hate me cause im old...
   Me: ... naw I don't think so.... btw whats your name
   her: wendy, yourself
   me: Sam.
   her: I use to be a prof at carleton 20 years ago......
   
   And she told me the story of how our gym was garbage back in the day in comparison to now.... (There was actually a indoor track inside the Carleton gym that had people run into weights due to its minimal space)
   
   Anywho now I made a friend at the gym and I'm getting free ice cream!
   I guess you don't need to be a hot head to enjoy a work out.
   
   [Btw the ice cream has nothing to do with this story...]
    
6.   Would you like to be my Trainer?
   
   
   This was today's big story... I was practicing my jumping and spin moves for basketball in the Gym. By that I mean Dunking on the chin up bar because I'm too dam short to do it on a real basketball net.
   
   While I was practicing, an Asian girl was working out near me... so I was like ... w/e shes probably a man. She then came up to me and asked if I was done with an equipment. So I said yes... then she asked me to help her move them around, so I was like alright...
   
   Then it got a bit weird... she asked me if the height was right to jump and for me to hold her when she tries because shes afraid of heights. I was like, you're alright.. You look super light,
   Her: "I'm 150 pounds"
   Me: WTF WHERE DOES YOUR WEIGHT GO, To your smile?!!?!!?
   [She looks like the girl in the picture... so wtf.]
   After that she asked me to assist her in her warm ups because shes new to these work outs...
   
   After that she went on talking about her life and how she does to the college and what not, then as she was jumping she asked...
   Her: So what do you do for a living
   Me: ... yeee I work as marketing
   Her: Cool, I work for my bf's mom's restaurant.
   Me: ... you have a bf?
   Her: Yeeee he's the guy over there.
   
   What I saw was a JACKED ASIAN GUY. He was like 6 foot 2 with muscles that could power Hong Kong.
   
   I looked at her and said, "... you're bf looks buff..."
   Her: yeeeee
   me: ... and he looks pissed off... at me...
   Her: lol... ye he's a jealous type
   me: ... It was nice meeting you have a good day...
   
   *RUN AWAY*
   
   Seriously her bf is sooo jacked, why doesn't he teach HER HOW TO WORK OUT!
   Maybe their relationship likes having a man work out his woman? I don't know but if i see her again I'm hiding in the gym. Her BF was Arnold Swartizalalala....w/e buff. so if I don't write another gym blog... I am probably dead in his hands.

Being the Worst Teacher Ever

At work I was thinking back to jobs I did before...

This is kinda of a confession from when I was in Co-op in highschool. See back then I was afraid to speak out about the person I did co-op with. I worked in a middle school for co-op as a teacher.

Back when I applied to Co-op I had a dream job in mind, ADVERTISING, I wanted to work for Television or media, anything to find something I was passionate about. Unfortunately my co-op coordinator told me to give up those dreams and go for something easier, so I said, "Well I always wanted to be a teacher..."



I was assigned to a great teacher in a school called John G. The teacher was known as the craziest and most lovable teacher in their school. Unfortunately he quit that school the week before I asked him for an interview...

So I ended up in another middle school... with the worst teacher ever. Now I'm not being biased because I was treated horribly, but it was because all the other students hated the teacher too, and if a group of 10 year olds hate a teacher, you know something's up.



I love this meme, it totally reminds me of my old teacher... Why? Well this teacher, I knew from the beginning, only wanted me as a slave. I walked into my interview, all dressed up and I said, "Good morning, I'm Samuel Chen"
T: Hi, you're a co-op? Why did you pick teacher
Me: ... well I wanted to do media, but I love teaching too
T: Psh I used to do film, but it was horrible, you picked the right choice [liar...]
Me: So I'm actually studying a lot into film
T: I don't care, you got the job, but will you do everything I tell you?
Me: Yes... [I was young, I assume this is what a job is... btw this is UNPAID]
T: Ok I will teach you everything you need to know as a teacher

THE FIRST WEEK, I had to clean the dishes in the teachers lounge because its an educational experience. [This is the beginning of how she abused me...]

 

Though that was a rough beginning, here's the honest truth, I loved being a teacher... Well not the way my co-op teacher did it, but how I did it. My rule for being a teacher, know all your student's names, and have fun.
First day, I played a name game, guess everyone's name as fast as I can. [Weird cause I have a horrible memory...], and then get everyone to know me...

Then my teacher told me to sit in the back and watch them get educated by her...
The way she taught was, do work sheets, ask questions later... no real interaction... and told kids to not talk louder than her reading her favourite novel... like wtf? 

What happened after that? Well.. Without her I decided to do more for the school, so I coached for Volleyball with the grade 6 kids, and I guess hung out with some of the kids after school... The school really grew on me, some teachers really loved having me encourage kids to play hard in sports and always making sure kids were behaving well.

I remember one day there was a wasp in the class room, so one of the kids cried out, "IM ALLERGIC TO WASPS" so I had to shoo it out of the class room... It was fun. A lot of the kids loved me from my personality and I guess I just loved being a teacher...





But here's the reality... When I was trying to get kids to laugh at some of my jokes about math...
I was taught this moral, "Don't get close to the kids, all you do is teach, don't ruin their education"
Like what kind of moral is that! This is why I hate most academic teachers today, they don't think about those they teach, they care about their own pensions, their pay, their vacations... not what the kids want. Jesus christ, this teacher gave detentions and told kids to sit down for an hour like its nap time.
If you give detention, give a dam reason to give one, and ask them if they learned their lesson.

No wonder criminals today don't change...

I guess she hated me for thinking of my job as a joke than a serious task. But if teachers CANT connect to kids, why bother. We are helping our future generation... why can't you enjoy your job. Just like my future video, one smile can be shared to everyone.

Later on, I wasn't  allowed to teach the class, and I was always pushed to the back of the class room to clean it up, sweep, wash tables, photo copy papers, cut papers, learn how to fix printers, accept being blamed for printer break... [I learned how to fix printers btw...]... It was a waste from being a teacher. I guess my teacher loved it because she had someone to do her dirty work while she was sexting her husband...

Oh if you want to know, I almost failed Co-op. She gave me 60% overall because she said I wasn't a good teacher. Such a shame, and I heard all of her students hate her since.
She actually wrote to my co-op coordinator I was the worst student she has ever had... so I was like wtf. To be honest, if your teacher is like this, tell them they're a disgrace to society. I get it teachers have rights, but if they can't love their job, why bother.


Man but overall, after a year of being a teacher, I had a hard time seeing myself as a teacher...
Maybe if I was partnered with a better teacher I would have loved my experience...

But for those who want to become teachers, here are my tips...
- The kids are your future, make them smile
- No matter who or what, everyone has a heart
- Education is great, but skills and personality hits more
- Enjoy what you do, if you don't quit.
- And of course... No matter how many days look gloomy and stress... your last day with the class will always be amazing.

My last day the kids threw a surprise party for me, and they screwed up with the surprise by screaming out loud, OMG THE SAMOSAS CAME FOR SAMS PARTY!

I died laugh. It's cute to see kids try hard. Always inspire kids and you will become a great teacher.

Life without a Cellphone really... well sucks.

A while ago... I got a Z10 to replace my dam Rugby phone which was suppose to be indestructable, but it broke within 2 months -_- But when I got a new phone to replace it, it was stolen at the Via Rail station which I couldn't do anything because the staff were uncooperative.

So I got a new phone, and the flood damaged it, and the Rogers representative told me I was lying because the package dried up. So I had to go through customer service for hours with them until I finally got a new Z10. But how was my life without a cellphone for two weeks?

1. The day I lost my cellphone, I had to beg people around to use their phones... It was hard because old people used pay as you go, and young people's batteries died because they were surfing the net too long.
   Does anyone ever use a cellphone to talk anymore?
2. Facebook has become my life. I can't leave it if I am meeting a friend. Which is what happened to me and Yumyum communicating for our walking dad hang out which ended horrible because we both clashed on horrible timing.
3. Eating at lunch becomes lonely... I can't look at my phone like everyone else at the table, I have to stare at them. So awkward.
4. When I'm in the washroom, it seems like it's forever... What do I even do. I have no games, no texts... just... I don't know! What's the point of having washroom breaks!!!
   
5. When you hear a ringtone, you think its yours... then you remember RIGHTTTT my phone was stolen
6. When businesses want to contact me, I have to sigh and say... ye... phone isn't an option right now.
7. I don't know what the weather is or traffic... could of helped me in the flood.
8. I feel like I've ignored soooo many people who I promised to see but told them to text me...
9. ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BLOG without photos 
10. I have to use my mom's phone -_- 
11. To kill time I downloaded Fifa and NHL for the PC... and I learned in Fifa, unlike ANY OTHER SPORT, Health is MORE important than skill. You can be the WORST PLAYER, but if you have health, you will last longer than everyone else who gets injured.
    You don't even need to kick! Just live longer than the goalie and walk it in WTF.
12. Black outs suck without a phone.  I wish I had the flashlight app
13. No more booty calls... like I had any to begin with...
14. I dont have an alarm clock anymore....
15. I can't do the whip app to make guys feel like they've been whipped

16.... I miss singing along to Call Me Maybe. 

Come home soon new phone!

Life in a Flood [Toronto Story]

Wow... I did not expect Toronto to have such a massive flood... but here it is.
A 3 Foot flood that took over Mississauga... Theres no power, theres so much chaos... I got into a fight with a jackass on the street for trying to crash us for a spot in our lane when he illegally drove off road.

So how did this all happen?

First... I needed my cellphone but Rogers delivered it late... sooo this is a story without any pictures because of Rogers not giving me my phone in time.

During work I was doing an impossible project... the manager of the other building told me, "This is impossible, you will never be able to do it, and im serious!" Me: "... THEN WHY AM I DOING THIS!"

After work me and my dad decided to go to a grocery store to get dinner... but there wasn't anything ready for us to eat -_-... so we decided to go to Mississauga China Town to get dinner. It started pouring a bit, but my dad said we'll be alright. BOY WAS HE WRONG.

We reached China town and got my favourite, Porkchop with rice... I swear to god they put MSG in it, but its too good to care. The lights kept flickering in the mall, and my dad told me, Sam it's ok... they just can't afford electricity. And then as we finished our meal we took a step away from out table, and all the power of the mall went out. It was scary... Being in the dark in China town... You could hear the rain pouring hard... and everyone was silent like death was upon us... 

Actually... it wasn't, there were safety lights on for black outs so we were ok... As we left some little girls were crying. They screamed, "OMG WE CANT OPEN THE DOOR, ITS ELECTRICAL!"
I thought to myself ... There has to be a way....
Then I walked up to the door, and pushed the door opened...
wow... don't we all feel stupid today...

We ran into the car, and it was PISSING RAIN. Not pouring rain, BUT PISSING RAIN, like when you drink a giant soda at the movies and you need to pee. THAT MASSIVE PEE. We ran towards our car and a Black man grabbed me. He yelled at me, "HEY YOU DRIVE MY CAR TO ME! TAKE MY KEYS!"
I thought he was trying to rape me so I jumped into the parking lot, which was 2 feet of water and jumped inside my car.
Now that I think of it... maybe I should have stolen his car and drove off...

My dad drove but we were getting deeper... and deeper into water. See China town was built like a bowl so all the water was collected around the roads around us. So we were basically drowning our car in the flood trying to get out. I felt like I was in a movie where we were driving a submarine car...
We actually almost got into an accident, but thank god 3 feet of water avoided the collision in the parking lot.

We finally got out of the parking lot and made it to the road thinking, we'll be ok... but we weren't. In fact it reminded me of Walking dead... Chaos everywhere. The roads were getting cars abandoned left and right. People were screaming, and cars were hitting each other. It was scary. We kept driving slowly because the faster you drive, the more likely your car will die

Our safety zone was the highway. We knew if we made it there, there was no way we wouldn't be able to avoid the water. So we drove past cars in 20 minutes [usually takes us 5 minutes to hit the highway on a nice day...] to make the highway. Only one problem... so was everyone else.

The highway was packed with cars left and right, cutting each other because one wanted to get ahead of the other... It was chaos. People refusing to let ppl in so they ram each other... Cars trying to drive on side walks and road constructions... And some people gave up hope, stopped their car and got out and prayed to god... This was an apocalypse.

[You know the weather is bad when the Express bus drives on regular roads than the highway]

It took us 2 hours to make it half way through the highway, and we saw a massive accident that stopped the highway 427. An Asian tour bus was hit by on coming traffic and dozens were hurt... Unfortunately... THAT WAS WHY THE HIGHWAY WAS SLOW. So after we past the accident we zoomed past everyone going, WHY DA F*CK DID EVERYONE STOP AND WATCH. We had two choices, go all the way on the highway, or switch to the regular roads... We decided to stick to regular roads to avoid any problems... We were wise to do so as the highway actually was closed off due to floods... But we weren't in the clear.

We waited... an hour on the road to drive to our home, but people were doing illegal U turns cutting people, it was just awful... and we hit an intersection FINALLY. But we realized our problem. We were going into a ditch of water. See some roads around our house connect near a river so they curve downwards towards it. Our road was flooded and cars were drowning infront of us.
I thought to myself... What would ms.Frizzle do. Remember in magic school bus? The Marsh land episode. If there is no marsh theres floods :O
WE NEED TO SAVE THE MARSHES! 

Anyways... we had to take a right turn, for the worst... It was massive traffic jam. The problem was, I swear to god the police don't know how to close a lane. They closed every lane going north so everyone went in a circle. Everyone was turning right to avoid the clog in the left. Everyone was going left to avoid the clog at the right. No one knew the future for each other. I started singing songs with my dad... and we started talking about how life exists in our universe... We finally hit a traffic light WITH ELECTRICITY I forgot to say there was no power anywhere... Everything was pitch black at 6pm with rain clouds. Scariest shyt ever. Anyways seeing a traffic light was amazing. I have never thought in my life a red light would make me so happy.

 

The problem was... even though there was electricity, people didn't follow the rules. My dad had to use the washroom so we tried turning into a construction site to well... pee in a tree. People were such douchebags. I tried signaling, they cut us off. I opened my window to put my hand up to say let me go in, they cut me off. I screamed, they threw stuff at me. Our society is disgusting. I hope those people got hit by a car [I don't mean it... but you know maybe car breaks down is more deserving] We finally just gave up and cut someone off and parked our car and ran to a tree to "make it rain".

We had to wait for 20 minutes before it started clearing up a bit. At this moment me and my dad thought... things have gotten to the worst.. but wait... maybe it hasn't.
Let's do our lives check list:
- We aren't alone, Check
- We had dinner, Check
- We peed, Check
- We haven't been hurt, Check
- We are together, Check

... Even though the weather was as bad as it was... how bad the traffic, how rude everyone was, and how boring it was... me and my dad had each other. And honestly I wouldn't of had it any other way.
If I wasn't there may dad would be worried sick, and so would I.
Sometimes in extreme conditions, you have to chin up and smile... you're alive and well thats all you need.

After that we drove, everything was clearing up, the traffic was build up but we decided to go all at it. We drove through an old path I use to take to go to highschool and it was pitch black throughout the streets with trees covering the dark sky... which does nothing when there is no light... We counted... 3...2...1... NO MOR TRAFFIC LIGHTS TIME TO GO HOME. IT was still dark with no power, but still we walked into our house and screamed, FINALLY

Sometimes a flood and a blackout really are scary things... but when your throw away fear... what else do you have left? 

Next time you get into an incident like me, give a moment to think...  what is truly important to you.
Some people is about going home to see family, some are just not patient, some people just want to let off steam and anger others... but some... 

No, I know a lot of you out there... will realize what is important to you is the people you love.

Now I'm sitting at home with all the light off.
You know you look SO DAM RETARDED when you try to turn on the lights when there is no power in your home -_-

How I Failed at Stalking Munenori Kawasaki...

So this is the story of how I tried to get Kawasaki's Autograph. If you didn't know I use to be a HUGE fan of Kawasaki. He's truly the underdog story to Blue Jays, however every underdog has a fan base... this is how I tried to meet Kawasaki.

To begin, we ran into the Rogers Center at 11am, and ran inside to the first row to meet the Blue Jays players. It was pretty cool to see the players up front. I've been dying to see the players up close, but more to the fact Kawasaki was right infront of me... I was bring it on. 

Black Marker, Check

Jersey of Kawasaki, Check

Kawasaki... err....

Step 1: Find Kawasaki

... This was a pain. Kawasaki plays SS... so hes batting one moment, then catching the other, then throwing... we kept losing track where he was...

I just realized... the Blue Jays jersey font is identical to Jurassic Park's...

Anyways while at the front, I waved Kawasaki's jersey around. I screamed," KAWASAKIIIIIII KAWASAKIIIIII KAWASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" But nothing... It was hard, even a cute baby screaed out Kawasaki... but he didn't hear. But to be fair the baby screamed out everyone's name so he was kinda ... I don't want to say a bad word... but a person who moves on super quickly from one person to another when rejected. 

Step 2: Keep up with your morals...

Well let's be honest... I'm not a criminal, so I wouldn't do things unjustice... see the man photobombing me... He pushed a kid away from being up close to the players... So I kinda pushed the kid between them so he could see the players.

Now I would meet this man later on at the game... I went to the... something free drinks... so there were two remaining... I kinda just scribbled things on my sheet and took one of the cards and slipped past him so he didn't get one. Now cruel as it sounds... I didn't think pushing a kid was fair...

Let's get back to this step.

So my moral was, ditch Steve... Why? I'm persistent with something I started with...

So this begins the journey of me stalking Kawasaki for his autograph!

 Step 3: If your target is not near you, just relocate

Well... Since I was waiting for an hour after Kawasaki was catching balls... he disappeared to the dug out... so I decided to separate from Steve to get my jersey signed. I moved three seats away closer towards the dug out... It didn't work... Though I was finally touching the fake sand area... ground ... near the front row, I wasn't close enough to Kawasaki...

Step 4: You just gotta push!

Moving closer...

Slipping through everyone was tough... But getting Kawasaki's autograph was all I wanted... Since I missed out when I was at work in June *sigh*

At one point I tricked some people to think some of the players came through the other dug out to take their spots... while trying to make people go by screaming out, "OMG FREE BEER"

So I pushed from these images to get closer... and closer until I was... well the electrical equipment, which none of the players would ever go near... So that was stupid of me. But I didn't give up. I saw there was an area where you could touch the Blue Jays Dugout!

Step 5: Touch where the players touch

 

... So I managed to sneak through 4 rows of people to touch the Jay's Dugout. I was soooo close it wasn't even funny. I planned myself out, I was going to jump ontop of the dugout, throw my jersey down with a marker and yell out Kawasaki to sign it.

Security had other plans for me... aka watching my every move.... so ... er...

Step 6: ... Enjoy the scenery...

Well... Since I'm here... look its that guy whose on Sportsnet... 

That's it... the wait was brutal... 30 minutes... 

But it was going to be worth it to get Kawasaki to sign my jersey!

Step 7: Don't Give up!

20 minutes before game starts.. Blue Jays HAVE TO COME OUT NOW!

I was waiting for Kawasaki with some other boys. We were like going mad crazy... I made a friend talking about my passion for Kawasaki and his passion for ... hot dogs... it was a weird kid...

Until security came and said, "Ok everyone leave, you cannot be here"

My heart broke.

I spoke to security and asked if I could see the blue jays to get an autograph.

He told me, "Didn't you see them before the game?"

Me, "Yeeeee... but they didn't sign anything"

Security, "W/e... don't expect anything"

So I wanted to give up... but I didn't.

I got to take a picture of the Blue Jays Dug Out, before I did it.

I jumped into the Blue Jays Dug out and screamed, KAWASAKI!

... and security called me and idiot and told me to go back to my seat....

Step 8: ... Just give up... 

Sometimes you can't get what you want....

So I returned back to my seat... On the way back I met a nice family talking about how long the free soda line is... two girls randomly made out infront of me... and we got free pizza from jays winning.

Step 9:  Just suck it in...

 

Seriously... Just eat that footlong and enjoy the game...

Overall it was a longgg but good game.

I hope to god someone can get me a chance to meet Kawasaki to get my jersey signed.

But for now, maybe next time I come to a jays game, Kawasaki will be right next to me.

Fanboy101... 

There's always next time.

GO KAWASAKI!!!!!!!!

My first time on a Golf Course... Legally

So I've been to a few golf courses, but I've never BEEN ON THEM. Like legit... not taking food or wedding, like legit for GOLF.


This was the golf course I was assisting at... Let me tell you about my whole day in detail.

In the morning, I got to the Golf place, and I was like... well I'm 30 min early, might as well get rich ppl breakfast. I got a plate, and I stuffed the living sh*t out of myself with handfuls of sausages, potatoes, cinnamon buns, and bacon. But my coworker came upstairs and told me to save my appetite, since the other vendors would provide mountains of food... which was proven false later on in this blog.

When I went out it was pouring rain, and I was asked to set up some tables around the golf course. I met my caddy, he was a pro amateur golfer... he was MAD CRAZY. I was like Yippie! I get to drive a golf cart... That boy Ripped it from 0 to 30km/h in less than 10 seconds so I held on to my god dam life on that ride. At one point he was smoking a cigarette, holding the wheel with one hand on a consistent path that turned every 3 seconds on a 70 degree angle. I almost pissed in my pants today.
At one point, he drove me to a giant hill. He put on a sign that said, "DO not Enter"
Him: We dont want golfers to get hurt... its all slippery from the rain, so let's put up some warning signs
*Drives right into the hill to put up other signs*
Me: ... shouldn't we not drive this path
Him: If we die, it'll be a fun story
I grabbed onto the railing for my god dam life!
 


After that treacherous experience ... which was also fun... ADRENALINE RUSHHHHH!
I went straight to the golf course to time players.
It  was hilarious to rush everyone. I was like GO GO GO and they crashed into each other to beat the golfers time or did a barrel roll.
It was... dull...though... some times 3 ppl did 3 minutes others... 15 minutes...
I miss having a cellphone... time passes SO DAM SLOW

Oh ye... my coworker told me during the day, he was sooo thirsty he went to a cooler to open it, it was a cooler full of chip backs. He kicked the cooler over screaming, WHY DA F*CK WOULD SOMEONE PUT CHIPS IN A COOLER

I got to drive the cart myself... and DAM they're hard... easy to flip over :/
I starved until I got Lick's burgers and getting hit by balls suck.

There's a lot of exotic bugs around golf courses like giant spiders that are hairy :/

We met some nice ppl like a man whose a fire man on tv shows to put our exploding helicopters...

After golfing... wow im tired I don't remember much..
I had to hang ontop of the golf cart roof cause the cart was full inside... so I was clinching to my life on the roof screaming while getting hit by trees.



After all this I had to clean up the golf course... which was dull... but someone had to do it...
I had to find a shyt ton of stuff around the court. Which meansss PARTY TIME!
I cruised the golf cart around to find golf flags so that was awesome... I got lost but u know its alright...



After that on my way back the VP saw me and said, OMG SAM! U can drive me to my car!
... Well last time I complained that she didn't know me... now she does so I'm happy! It's nice to have ppl to like u and smile :D

I had to chug down a steak to finish packing the items to the truck...
After that I made friends with a few golfers .... and theres about it :/


I think I'm a bit addicted to Lick's burgers but w/e....

Our world builds on the Blame Game

Now I've thought of this theory for quite a while... but after my recent incident with Via Rail... this theory did come alive.


Now what is the Blame Game Theory?
I'm sure there are better terminologies for this, but to me the Blame Game theory is a chain reaction, no one wants to take the blame for themselves, so they direct it to someone else that would not affect themselves.

See this started out as a theory I created when I was in grade 5. Every kid blamed someone else for something they did cause they didn't know them, and they didn't want to get confronted. Oddly enough, I was the victim 1/5 of the time... I was the only Asian in my school... But I never got in trouble because I was always a nerd. So the teachers know I didn't do it.

I wondered, why was I blamed... and it's because of 3 factors
1) How well did you know the person... Well I was known as the only asian in my school... so that sucked. But were ppl close to me? ....errr... I was a nerd so I had nerd friends... we didnt get along with the cool kids :P
2) How likely would they have revenge on you for blaming... I never fought back... To be honest I'm not a fighter... I tend to not fight and charm talk. so that's why I'm more likely to be blamed. Easy to get rid of.
3) How quickly can the blame shared. If someone has a huge trust background, then its stupid to blame them. My middle school classmates learned eventually... stop blaming the Asian, its not believable that he skipped school to go sledding down a hill. [Which I did... but shhh I was only 10 and those kids were stupid to blame us for it]

So if this is the Blame game's principle... how does it work?

Corporate Example: my family was sued a while back because a family was stupid enough to pour sink cleaner right next to their 6 month child. They sued my dad's company because of their own fault, and since the company closed down, hunted down my father to sue him 3 million dollars for "Scarring their child's life". First off. How does this have to do with my dad, he's a god dam accountant. Second, this was 8 years ago. Third, is money really going to solve anything. Finally, Why spend so much time and money on something when your child is alive. This is why I hate lawyers... always trying to find something unnecessary to fight about.
If I burnt my tongue on soup, should I sue the restaurant God no its my dam fault. I remember once a woman found hair in her meal, so she walked out without paying. [It was her own hair... that woman was Cray cray]

Now let's use these principles on my recent story:
I left my cellphone while changing in the washroom. [I am to be blamed for]
The Cab driver stole my phone in the washroom [He is to be blamed for]
I spoke to Via Rail [Via Rail should be blamed for security]
They blamed me for losing it [I am to be blamed for]
Via Rail says to report to no one, its your fault. [I am to be blamed for]
I speak to a different manager, told me to speak to Rogers [Rogers is to be blamed for]
Rogers told me their protection plan is a lie, and it doesn't work in real life (False advertising) [Rogers blames me for trusting their ads]
I called the police, they blamed Via Rail [Via Rail is to be blamed]
Via Rail blames me for not contacting the police with more information [Police is to be blamed for]
Via Rail then blames it on a Taxi Driver [Blue Lines Taxi is to be blamed for]
I reported to Blue Lines [They apologized and accepted the blame]

See all of this... to get a sorry. WTF.
1) Via Rail is disrespectful to say stealing is not in their location, so It's my fault.
2) Rogers does not accept blame, in fact suggest you are to be blamed for wasting their time.
3) The Police blames myself for letting this happen without copying the drivers taxi car and info, and my fault for not receiving information or downloading a protection app for my phone
4) Blue lines apologizes and contacts their whole system to find out if they track the phone down.

Major corporations will throw another one under the bus if they don't want to be blamed.
Via Rail blamed myself because they dont want to make it a big issue. When it did on Twitter, they sent me back to their email. Their email system rejected me, just like Rogers system does [They have no customer service, so you can't complain. This prevents the blame game]




So my question to you is... Is it even worth it to have the blame game? To go all the way to get a "sorry?" When we're kids, we don't know much so its ok, but now we're mature adults, and people who deal with conflicts, are Lazy Assholes. I'm not kidding, this has happened to me so many times in my life. Some people on my FB are jackasses too for blaming me about what I say online.

Like what does this even prove? That you're better than me? Ok fine I don't care. It's your life.

Why can't we stop a problem by saying, "I'm sorry, its not someone elses fault, and we will take responsibility in looking for a solution". No. It's always, It's not our fault, go find someone else".

Now why do people blame... 
Companies don't want a bad rep, people are afraid to admit they are wrong... and get involved with something they don't want to be a part of.

I use to do the blame game... but now I've given up. In my office I do have a few conflicts, but I accept all the blame, I'm a bigger man than most ppl, so I can live on even if its not my fault.
People should grow up, and realize, let's make people less stress and happier by letting them know the blame and stop. Like finding Osama Bin Ladin, the search is over! [bad example]

But let's be honest wouldn't you throw someone under a bus if you didn't know them?
Would you stop a bullet for someone you didn't know?
Well... that's what the business world is like...

Some people are afraid to take blame.