I meet the Weirdest Girls in the Gym...

So today... I had a weird experience with a girl at the gym. Now this has not been the first... nor will it be my last weird experience with a girl in the gym. Here are some of my old and..... the weird story that happened in the gym today.

1. My first time in the gym...
   
   Ok let's be honest there's only two reasons why guys go to the gym...
   i) To get in shape
   ii) To meet cute girls
   
   My first time at the gym, I thought to myself, I'm buff, I'm fit let me show some girls my biceps! ... andddddd then I see guys so jacked up their one bicep is bigger than my face. So I was sooo demotivated.
   
   I saw some cute girls working out so I decided to work out at the leg press infront of them since my legs are jacked [ability to lift 500 pounds]... The girls weren't impressed, so I went form 200 pounds to the max 550... and then I lost grip and the machine collapsed and broke...
   
   I ran away from the gym... those girls will forever remember me as the retarded asian breaking a leg lift machine...
   
   
2. What's your name?
   
   
   
   Oddest moment of today,
   
   I asked a girl to help me in one of my future videos at the gym.
   This is how the scenario went
   
   Me: Hi, sorry to bother you but I was wondering what your name was
   Girl: Oh I'm Sam Chen! Please to meet you
   me: .... wait wuh
   Girl: ... what's your name?
   
   I got soooo mind f*cked for some reason
   
   Me: ... I can't do this...
   *walk away*
3. Are you a Woman?
   
   In the gym while working out, an ugly woman looked at me... I was like Uhhh no JUST KEEP WORKING OUT. And then she stopped lifting weights and came closer to me.
   
   I was like no way... and she got closer to me until... she went up to me and said in a deeply manly voice, "DUDE, you ain't a chick!" *walked off*
   And I was like ... wait... omg your a dude!
   
   And that's why its awkward for me to see a girl at the gym
    
4. A girl from far away...
   
   So this is actually how I met one of my friends... whom has become my thunder buddy...
   But for quite some time I saw a girl in the gym... though I wouldn't admit it to her, I did see her cute, but I ignored and just trying to jack myself up with some weights... [I've had HORRIBLE EXPERIENCES before meeting people in the gym ...]
   
   You know theres a regular person in the gym  you see a lot, and you're like ... man I wish I knew them since we are in the same place all the time... but try to ignore so you're not a creep. I know you all do that! Fricken Cardio ppl do it all the time!
   
   So after some time I met her... I don't even recall how we truly met I think she saw me with her friend, and then out of the blue, "I know I see you all the time in the gym, you look away when I see you"
   What else do you really say... "Oh lol i dunno guess nothing"
   
   Anyways, so from then on we became thunder buddies and what not... it's not that interesting of a story because i'm tired... but it does prove a point, maybe the gym has some positive stories after all. I met a great friend from being a sweaty pig in the gym.
   
5. 
   Young and Old
   
   A while ago at the gym, some elder woman went over her time limit on the treadmill... so I was kinda ticked off... but then I realized, there was no point in being mad for something that pointless.... Like you have to be pretty high-tempered to get mad for someone using gym equipment too long in a public gym. 
   
   Anyways, so I went up to her and told her I signed her up on my time so she can keep going at it on the treadmill just in case she didn't realize she went over her time limit.
   
   Today she went up to me and said, "I never got the chance to really thank you for being so kind, honestly no one is kind like you in our gym"
   Me: ... its ok...
   her: no its not, most people just hate me cause im old...
   Me: ... naw I don't think so.... btw whats your name
   her: wendy, yourself
   me: Sam.
   her: I use to be a prof at carleton 20 years ago......
   
   And she told me the story of how our gym was garbage back in the day in comparison to now.... (There was actually a indoor track inside the Carleton gym that had people run into weights due to its minimal space)
   
   Anywho now I made a friend at the gym and I'm getting free ice cream!
   I guess you don't need to be a hot head to enjoy a work out.
   
   [Btw the ice cream has nothing to do with this story...]
    
6.   Would you like to be my Trainer?
   
   
   This was today's big story... I was practicing my jumping and spin moves for basketball in the Gym. By that I mean Dunking on the chin up bar because I'm too dam short to do it on a real basketball net.
   
   While I was practicing, an Asian girl was working out near me... so I was like ... w/e shes probably a man. She then came up to me and asked if I was done with an equipment. So I said yes... then she asked me to help her move them around, so I was like alright...
   
   Then it got a bit weird... she asked me if the height was right to jump and for me to hold her when she tries because shes afraid of heights. I was like, you're alright.. You look super light,
   Her: "I'm 150 pounds"
   Me: WTF WHERE DOES YOUR WEIGHT GO, To your smile?!!?!!?
   [She looks like the girl in the picture... so wtf.]
   After that she asked me to assist her in her warm ups because shes new to these work outs...
   
   After that she went on talking about her life and how she does to the college and what not, then as she was jumping she asked...
   Her: So what do you do for a living
   Me: ... yeee I work as marketing
   Her: Cool, I work for my bf's mom's restaurant.
   Me: ... you have a bf?
   Her: Yeeee he's the guy over there.
   
   What I saw was a JACKED ASIAN GUY. He was like 6 foot 2 with muscles that could power Hong Kong.
   
   I looked at her and said, "... you're bf looks buff..."
   Her: yeeeee
   me: ... and he looks pissed off... at me...
   Her: lol... ye he's a jealous type
   me: ... It was nice meeting you have a good day...
   
   *RUN AWAY*
   
   Seriously her bf is sooo jacked, why doesn't he teach HER HOW TO WORK OUT!
   Maybe their relationship likes having a man work out his woman? I don't know but if i see her again I'm hiding in the gym. Her BF was Arnold Swartizalalala....w/e buff. so if I don't write another gym blog... I am probably dead in his hands.