This was the golf course I was assisting at... Let me tell you about my whole day in detail.
In the morning, I got to the Golf place, and I was like... well I'm 30 min early, might as well get rich ppl breakfast. I got a plate, and I stuffed the living sh*t out of myself with handfuls of sausages, potatoes, cinnamon buns, and bacon. But my coworker came upstairs and told me to save my appetite, since the other vendors would provide mountains of food... which was proven false later on in this blog.
When I went out it was pouring rain, and I was asked to set up some tables around the golf course. I met my caddy, he was a pro amateur golfer... he was MAD CRAZY. I was like Yippie! I get to drive a golf cart... That boy Ripped it from 0 to 30km/h in less than 10 seconds so I held on to my god dam life on that ride. At one point he was smoking a cigarette, holding the wheel with one hand on a consistent path that turned every 3 seconds on a 70 degree angle. I almost pissed in my pants today.
At one point, he drove me to a giant hill. He put on a sign that said, "DO not Enter"
Him: We dont want golfers to get hurt... its all slippery from the rain, so let's put up some warning signs
*Drives right into the hill to put up other signs*
Me: ... shouldn't we not drive this path
Him: If we die, it'll be a fun story
I grabbed onto the railing for my god dam life!
After that treacherous experience ... which was also fun... ADRENALINE RUSHHHHH!
I went straight to the golf course to time players.
It was hilarious to rush everyone. I was like GO GO GO and they crashed into each other to beat the golfers time or did a barrel roll.
It was... dull...though... some times 3 ppl did 3 minutes others... 15 minutes...
I miss having a cellphone... time passes SO DAM SLOW
Oh ye... my coworker told me during the day, he was sooo thirsty he went to a cooler to open it, it was a cooler full of chip backs. He kicked the cooler over screaming, WHY DA F*CK WOULD SOMEONE PUT CHIPS IN A COOLER
I got to drive the cart myself... and DAM they're hard... easy to flip over :/
I starved until I got Lick's burgers and getting hit by balls suck.
There's a lot of exotic bugs around golf courses like giant spiders that are hairy :/
We met some nice ppl like a man whose a fire man on tv shows to put our exploding helicopters...
After golfing... wow im tired I don't remember much..
I had to hang ontop of the golf cart roof cause the cart was full inside... so I was clinching to my life on the roof screaming while getting hit by trees.
After all this I had to clean up the golf course... which was dull... but someone had to do it...
I had to find a shyt ton of stuff around the court. Which meansss PARTY TIME!
I cruised the golf cart around to find golf flags so that was awesome... I got lost but u know its alright...
After that on my way back the VP saw me and said, OMG SAM! U can drive me to my car!
... Well last time I complained that she didn't know me... now she does so I'm happy! It's nice to have ppl to like u and smile :D
I had to chug down a steak to finish packing the items to the truck...
After that I made friends with a few golfers .... and theres about it :/
I think I'm a bit addicted to Lick's burgers but w/e....
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