This show was _________ [Match Game]

So Last night I was too tired to write a blog, and instead of blogging about how I ate 8 slices of Pizza and almost throwing up [This is what you get for working at a grocery store with leftovers...] I will talk about last night's story.

So let's have a fun snap shot. 

To this date... all I know is her name is Debra. Apparently shes super famous on Video for Trial... but I didn't have extra cable [Rogers sucks... I only get 29 channels... They just got rid of OLN for me and forcing me to pay $1000.00 for an extra channel -_-... *sigh*] Funny story, did you know Rogers got rid of their customer services? They gave up on customer complains so now they just delete them. That's what you call monopoly power. When I got my new Z10, the store actually didn't know how to price match -_-. Stupid Rogers and their lies.

Anywho, so This picture is significant to the show, see the show is The Match Game, you get a fill in the blank and you try to fill it with something the 6 celebs would choose. This time I told Debra, you write something, and I will, then we show it. So we did... I panicked and said dog because the producers kicked us off the set [explains Kristen sign], while she wrote... well what any normal guy would say these days for a giggle. So let's take a step back, I won't spoil it, because I signed a contract and they WILL SUE ME if I did.

So this is the 6 celebs who you must match with in the show. Emma Hunter was on Spunout as the waitress... only person I knew, and as Papa Steve said, the hottest. The rest... were out of place. You will see later in the blog whose my favourite character, just like my Spun Out experience.So this isn't a big cast list since... it's Canadian... so give them a break :P So now you know what they look like

This is the studio, we sat in the back while our host was the host of a show called Zoink'ed. A kid show asking parents to be foolish for money and if they aren't great they get slimed. I personally hate it because those kids are obnoxious telling everyone "You're not that great because I don't get you" and I want to punch every single one in their faces. But that's just me. + You know they can pepper spray us on stage if we get angry... What is pepper spray made out of? Does it taste good? Can we add it to our salad like salt and pepper? But its weird to hear a kids show host, talk about the CN tower being the shape of a penis....

Off Track! So the studio is... Like 2 gyms in highschool. Not that big, and the studio chairs... well sucked. Last time we had comfy chairs like movie theatres. This time... we had steel benches... with small cushions. The show kinda sucked because 80% of the audience came to see their family. The rest were.... well us... me, Papa Steve, Pat, YumYum, And Vina... and 7 drunk ppl behind us.
OMG THIS PISSED ME OFF. This guy, for some reason for an hour, KEPT TOUCHING MY BUTT. I was sitting there, and I screamed a bit and scooched closer to YumYum telling her, "This guy behind me keeps touching my butt!" Like not by mistake... He was moving up and down from my lady lumps to my butt. What's a lady lumps btw? Anywho it was just plain awkward. I hated being in ShowLines studios...
The girls behind us were soo obnoxious, they kept yelling out stupid things about their sex lives in front of kids.... and then start wooing for no reading, like WOOOOOOHOOOOO... Also they kept talking about their problem lives....

Also this is YumYum... well not really... She's an old friend of mine from my highschool. Turns out shes a model, but anywho, as you can tell I'm bad in photos, but I love Vitamin water. You can taste the calories! Btw those sofas were SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE than the benches inside.

And thanks to Pat... we went an hour early because we had no idea where to go and time -_- . But its not his fault. the studio sucked at giving instructions. So we sat there for an hour taking about a new show called Cougar Bait which me and Steven were thinkingof applying.
FOR 5000.00$, you can date a super old lady for a day.
MAN. I would totally do that, its more than I get paid in the summer.
Then a cougar walked by and I regretted saying that statement... anyways

The show started... and its was ok... But they filmed 3 of them so that killed. The part that killed the show was... You could tell the celebs weren't trying to help the contestants win... they were just trying to make a joke out of each answer. I miss Tic Tac Toe... that show made sense with celebs lying or not. This show... You are risking the constestant's chance to win money! To crack up a joke....
Also I thought this was on CTV until I realize how many sexual innuendo jokes there were. So comedy channel exclusive.

The part that makes it worse is who ever made these questions, as Debra said, "Seriously why not ask us  _______ Puppies or _________ said the teacher. Why does it have to be, This apple juice tastes awful because Jack filled it with _____"
The show isn't a game show... its for the comedians to crack jokes at the end which hurts the show in the game show sense, but make it fun as a comedy show at night. If you like Penis jokes a lot...
The worst part about the show is... You can only win a MAXIMUM of $10 000.00. But its unlikely going to happen so the best anyone has ever done on the show is $800.00... Or something more or less from what I saw. The scoring system is terrible, and if the comedian tries to make a joke at the final question u lose all your money -_-

That's my rant, now here's the pro part. It was my first studio audience on a game show. But I was pretty silent since it felt awkward to cheer for the contestants when their parents were there. Also one of the contestants... Sang The One Piece theme song... Like I just want to go up to her and tell her, stop trying to be funny, you're not and I feel bad because no one gets your jokes. But eh, if i was a contestant I would probably take off my pants and sing the alphabet. Some of the Comedians were good. Sean was the only one that was funny and kept on track with great answers to match the contestants. I also got a photo with him.... with a ... yee....

To explain that picture, you must look at this image.... In the show every celeb gets a game card. They write down which answer they think the contestant would say... After that some of us got a free Match game card with the actual show's cards. The answers were Testicle, Please, Boob, Toilet Pee... It was such a slap stick humor kind of show...
So it was cool, but the host ignored me for most of the night... and when I asked him about the cards, he gave them to other ppl NOT ME. Until he said a penis and I screamed, GIVE IT TO ME. It's free right? SO ITS OK.

... And that explains why there is a penis and a cookie drawn. You will never see this on the show
It was also wet... soo... I don't know what they did on that paper... so eww.

Anyways overall... I hated the studio, we couldn't even chill on the set or touch the wheel... But it was nice seeing an old friend YumYum and hanging with Steve... like every week...
So If you would like to be a studio audience for a game show....

This isn't for you unless you are competing in it.
ALSO... There was no free food. Spun out gave us Pizza... Threatened us... BUT GAVE US.
This why I hate this w/e studios...