Now if you're a good friend of me, my first question to you is, "Do you believe in zombies?" If you said no, then good bye.
Now when I mean zombie, I don't mean old school zombies that don't do anything just bite... I don't mean those super powerful ones from 28 weeks later... and I definitely don't mean Brad Pitt's interpretation of killing the zombie franchise with World War Z by finding the cure for the zombie plague -_-. I mean the zombies from Walking dead or World War Z the original book.
Now there are a dozen theories, I'm just going to list out theories I believe are quite realistic, voodoo doesn't count because its not scientifically proven... unless you prove the medication and etc... I just get nightmares from voodoo...
To me Zombies are realistic due to medical and natural results.
They must fit the following criteria to work:
- Zombies live, Zombies die. They can't live forever, if they can't consume they must die
- Zombies do not have a brain, but they have primal instincts... People assume zombies only eat and attack by sound and smell... but to my zombies are humans reverting to primal instincts. They behave to behavior of the crowd, they assume by how they move, they communicate in some way... I just don't know how, but if you assume all of them as individuals then that isn't a zombie, zombies are just like ants at a picnic, they move as a crowd and they WILL have strategy, like instead of hitting a window with their arms, they will use a rock... or learn to climb a fence.
Ex. How do they know how to use their hands... if they had none would they use their feet? What if they had no jaw? Would they become scavengers and eat corpses OR even themselves if they were in extreme scenario - The body lives, but not the brain, the cause has to be able to let the body live longer than the mind itself
- Just like any disease in our world currently, it starts with an origin, and ends with it being isolated. Its only cure is to ostracize its victims, you cannot cure a victim... *ahem* Brad Pitt
- Zombies CANNOT have super powers, but they do have stronger strength due to their unawareness of their fatigue, however fatigue MUST take occurrence as muscles and body parts CAN be injured from over motion. Example would be steroids or that drug that makes you not tired... w/e its called Lance Armstrong used.
So Zombies cannot run forever - Reanimation CANNOT occur if someone's brain is damaged.No battery not power.
- This part I don't get but ok. Zombies do not eat other zombies.
I don't understand why... I guess living flesh smells better? - Oh ye... THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD... Infection counts if their living being dies in the process
- Mutated Rabies
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According to national geographic... from the movies 28 days later and I am legend, an unstoppable viral plague starts off as a simple virus, that makes its host mindless and cannibalistic. Rabies is a viral disease that can make people violently mad and if you combine the flu with it [spread fast in the air] it can make everyone angry and aggressive to attack others... Just like Detroit city. [I kid, I love Detroit Lions...] You have to add on, the Flu also mutates rapidly every year which is why we have flu shots. However to me flu shots are pointless since you can still catch the flu regardless if you had it or not. Ex. Swine flu... there is no "true cure"... you just have to build an immunity for it, no drug can really help. So you can't prevent it, you will get it.
So if you can get it through the air and become outrageous and mad... is that highly possible?
Well those people at University of Miami might start inventing this disease -_-...
- Cancer's Cure
This one I am depressed to talk about since I have done quite a few Cancer Society campaigns over the years.... but think about it. Cancer is a mutation in one's body. If we were to find a way to prevent body mutations, people can live longer... But what if the cure allows people to live longer than they should... Can the brain live that long? What if we found a way to prevent a natural way to die, and our body lives forever... Can we do the same for our brains? We can replace any body part... but not the brain. So by finding the cure for Cancer, do we open up an opportunity for people to live longer than they should?
Would they be the same people? I know elder people tend to have memory loss unfortunately... Like that episode in Arthur...would they be the same people? Physically yes, mentally... I don't know.
"Grandpa Dave's Memory Album"
- Resident Evil
WAIT... WHY AREN'T ZOMBIES NAKED??? Logically clothing is worthless to them... why the hell is he wearing a suit!
Anyways... my friends also had a joke, "If you were a zombie would u rather have no genitalia or no arms..." Food for thought!
Anyways this is highly possible if someone were to take over the world... That's why we have Nazi zombie games!
- Zombies in the Animal kingdoms
http://www.damninteresting.com/mind-controlling-wasps-and-zombie-spiders/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
I'm sure everyone has seen these before.. Zombie snail is controlled by parasites... and wasp injects something into spiders to control their mind. Granted its not 100% control, but changes their mind set which makes them my definition of a zombie.
- Stem Cells
Stated before for Cancer... this maybe the cure for Cancer but your body will live on....
And...
- Bath Salts
Man eating Face story... If a drug can make you crazy... make it a permanent effect and people would be trying to eat everyone's faces off.
They are not the zombies I was referring to... but it would be creepy to see Bath Salt bringing the dead alive, or permanent brain damage to someone....
They should event a zombie sound effect app...
Different sound effects will scare people form individual to mob to breaking windows etc.
Or even a ringtone.... lol I made someone's ring tone me screaming OOOgala Boogala
Anywho that's my quick take on Zombies. I need to sleep.
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