This is going to be a Long Train Ride....

So... This is going to be a long train ride for me today...

 So why is it super long... well I'm awake all night til 5 am to hop on the Via Rail to Ottawa... Usually its not too bad... I have some weird stories like:

-  The train ran out of food... so the Hunger Games began....

- Last time on Canada Day weekend, I got hit with a serious seasonal allergy so I threw up mucus and I had to wear the same shirt all the way til Ottawa, where my room mate Dylan walked in to see if he wanted to rent the room, and ends up seeing me without pants on with my landlord asking, "Sam... why aren't you wearing pants...."

Me: ... I threw up on the train....

- Having a major black out and the train reporting we might fall of the rails

- An old couple saying their underwear is older than me...

- Scaring off an obnoxious girl by pretending to cough a lot....

 - And... caused everyone to not sit in their assigned seat cause someone refused to move from my seat so I got yelled at by the conductor -_-

So now how can today be a bad day....

1) Hoped on to the train and I saw a kid crying... Initial thought, its ok he's just a kid... so I went up to him and said, Awww is someone sleepy.

His dad went up to me and said, "What the f*ck are you doing, are you trying to rape my son!"

Me: ... no I was making sure he's ok
His dad: No f*ck you asian, get the f*ck you disrespecting my family?
Me: No I didn't mean it that way
His mom: Ye f*ck you Asian. Don't you disrespect our family
Me: ... Ok you know what, fine I'm sorry.
His dad: F*ck you and get out of our face
I walked away... but before that
Me: Hey, one more thing, You both are horrible parents for making your kid wake up this early on a train, no wonder he's crying.

BTW they're italian... so stereotype applies so its ok?

2) Some guy is sleeping in my assigned seat... *sigh* happens all too often...

Me: Excuse me...

Person: *sleeping*
Me:*poke*
Person: What
Me: ... sorry but you're sitting in my seat
Person: F*ck you. I'm sleeping
Me: ... *sigh* come on we have to sit in our assigned seats
Person: Well go f*ck yourself...
I had to go get the conductor.... But turns out he wasn't even suppose to be on this cart...

They obviously need better seat planning systems than letting everyone in without getting their tickets checked...

3) I saw a cute asian girl... and her bf got pissed off at me for looking at her

Him: WTF you wanna fight
Me: ... I'm gay?

Him: oh... im sorry. *walks away*

Well I am 2/2 for arguments... so might as well tell a lie and let it be....

4) ... The people in the back are a team of Chinese OLD SCHOOL singers... 

And they're practicing their out of tune harmonization...

5) The rain clouds are following my train....

This is going to be a longggggg ride....

But better than Bus... as my coworker told me... Train has beautiful scenes... If you take bus all you see is f*cken trees and you would suicide