Why my life is weird... [Blue Jays Story]

If you know me... I have the weirdest stories to tell.
I was waiting for my friend MakiMaki to send me a photo to post on my blog...  but it didn't end up looking nice...

No idea what happened to her camera... but that's not what the story is majorily about. It's about me and Maki's first baseball game in Toronto together. I haven't seen one since I won a drawing contest when I was 6? And Maki's new to Toronto. We decided to watch Darvishi's game since he was her fav player back in Japan, but we managed to get the ticket after he played in Toronto -_-.


To begin, we walked together to the Rogers dome...


On the way there we met a ticket scout. We got pretty bad seats like level 500 row 3, so That's like 6 stories high from the regular seats. So I asked the scout if we could get tickets for 20-30. He told me he could only do 50-60 and they were good seats. I told him... Naw it's ok then I have tickets, but I wanted to see if I could swap them, nvm.
The ticket scout went pissed off mad. Ok so to visualize him....

Kinda like that... He was ticked off, threw his tickets on the ground and told me he wanted me to fight him. I told Maki let's get going because isn't something I wanted to get involved in and walked away. It was a total misunderstanding... He thought I was trying to insult him by saying I have tickets...
He yelled out, "I need money, don't waste my time, come back here and I'll beat the f*ck out of you". The other ticket scout got into the conversation and said he would hold me down and to beat me up.

Like seriously, WTF who would want to do ANY business with you people. Security saw them thankfully when they tried to approach us on our way to the skydome. But ye, lesson learned. Don't talk to a ticket scout. They don't give good deals EVER. [They actual over price tickets -_-]

So just a heads up if you go to a sports game, just buy the tickets online.









Anyways we went to watch the game... We got free Sodas for writing a pledge to not drink alcohol...
I got a Kawasaki Jersey! So I was psyched [this was the day after he was super popular]

I got a foot long hot dog... which sounds BIG... but it wasn't... it was like a foot long sub -_- So ehhhh
Maki and me enjoyed the game...
At one point she told me to start a cheer, it was 6 strike outs, one more and pizza pizza gives out FREE PIZZA[It's a Jays thing]. So I started cheering, "FREE PIZZA, FREE PIZZA, FREE PIZZA"
The player pitches off and it was a strike
I screamed out, "OH COME ON!" Which everyone around us bursted out laughing.

We lost in that game... but we were in rush to see my old friend who i didnt see for years, Kimchi.
On our way we couldn't find Kimchi for quite awhile... until we realized she had no idea where dundas square was.... she was sanding on the opposite side of the street -_-

After that we tried the pepsi challenge... but a homeless guy came up to me and started touching me.
I was like WTF MAN. WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME. [In my head]
In reality I was quite calm, smiling and throwing my bag to Kimchi to make sure he didn't steal anything from my wallet. As he touched me he said, KAWASAKI? Nice player hehehe... he started cussing and stuff but ye... it was creepy... he was like



After that we got Bubble tea... hung out... learn japanese, and on the way back, some guy started talking to me ... He started telling me about he he was in the minor leagues for baseball and he loved kawasaki. I was like nodding and going yeee coolll etc... Even steve thought I knew him when he ran into me... it was so god dam confusing. He wouldnt even leave me a lone to walk to the movie theatre... HE WAS GOING TO WALK IN WITH ME. That's how stick he was. He said, I'll wait with you if you aren't going my way o_o.

Anywho we got him off my back... Saw after earth, then hit a horrible pub called Hoops on yonge... It was god awful. At one point the waitress gave me wings and I i ate a few fries. then tells me that wasn't mine and she was a bit pissed off at me if i said i did, so i lied, and she gave it right to the next guy infront of me D: wtf. I feel so bad for him.


Anyways how to sum this up... My life always has strangers asking who I am and I guess talking to me.
 I don't know why... when I was 12 I went to Taiwan and an old fortuneteller went up to me and touched my face. He told me I had an amazing heart, and I will have many beautiful women in my life. My mom told me he probably a pedophile...

But ye, even today my waitress had a super long convo with me, and I don't know... maybe theres something about me that people are charmed with to talk to me...
Or maybe there's a website that talks about a mysterious asian guy who has a messed up life.

Wait that's my blog!